Clowning Enthusiasts Gifts

'I keep thinking people aren't laughing at me.'

"yes, I've heard 'Clowns' is a good place to eat too...why not ask Jones what it's like, he went there today."

Children's Parties

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown Wife

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Turn your head and laugh.

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Clown walks balloon dog

Monster Clown

Only Clowns

"Seriously?"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

A skip full of fools.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"There's something very funny about those two!"