Clowning Enthusiasts Gifts

'I keep thinking people aren't laughing at me.'

"yes, I've heard 'Clowns' is a good place to eat too...why not ask Jones what it's like, he went there today."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown Wife

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Monster Clown

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Clown walks balloon dog

"Seriously?"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"There's something very funny about those two!"