Clown Enthusiasts Gifts

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'Oh he's a clown alright, but I wouldn't laugh about Ronald McDonald!'

A Little Fun.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Will cure your fear of clowns for donation.

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

The Samaritans On A Home Visit...

"We don't think you're management material."

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

When Clowns Go Low-Carb...

Popo the clown, cereal killer.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'Her? She works in our employees' day care nursery.'

'This must be your son - I can see the resemblance.'

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'

Crown Travel: 'That's 'Crown Travel', but that's okay- we deal with clowns everyday.'

With a straight face and loaded pies, Bonkers the Clown rode into town determined to have revenge on everyone that had ever laughed at him.

I did not give you permission to get a mohawk, young man!

Oh, no, here comes sad clown fish.

Oh, @#*^, the music started! Where did I put my mask?

Monster Clown

"I'm leaving you, Al. And I'm taking my mother and the cats with me." "Laughing on the outside, laughing on the inside."

Socially Distancing Clowns

The Three Certainties: Death, Taxes and Bobo.

Children's Parties

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."