Clown Admirers Gifts

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

clown fish

Children's Parties

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown Wife

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Monster Clown

Turn your head and laugh.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Clown walks balloon dog

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Seriously?"

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

A skip full of fools.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.