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Why it's not always a good idea to wear your work uniform to court...

"I think I slept funny."

Information / Misinformation.

Bozo and his wife Botox.

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

Clown pins balloons on boy with low hanging pants

Stationary bicycles.

'Dat was jus' a warnin', Detective Jones. Get off da Bozo case!'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'Looks like he's in a good mood today.'

'This is the most fool-efficient model to date. It gets 100 smiles per gallon.'

'Well, I wouldn't exactly describe it as a monster...'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

"It's Vernon's belief that divorce should be fun."

Circus accident

"There's something very funny about those two!"

"Turns out laughter isn't the best medicine."

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"The doctor will need a specimen from your squirting flower."

'I should tell you that I lied when I said sense of humour was what I look for most in a man.'

"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

"You just couldn't resist saying, 'A five-year-old could draw a more realistic clown,' could you?"

'He said it was an Insolence-Gram, and now he's just staring at me.'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

' I don't think it's anything serious.'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

Me, too. I smell fear.

"Do you have anything smaller?"

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

Only Clowns

Clown car lane: 10 or more.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."