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Why it's not always a good idea to wear your work uniform to court...

"I think I slept funny."

Information / Misinformation.

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."

"Turns out laughter isn't the best medicine."

Stationary bicycles.

'Dat was jus' a warnin', Detective Jones. Get off da Bozo case!'

'I should tell you that I lied when I said sense of humour was what I look for most in a man.'

Circus accident

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"There's something very funny about those two!"

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

"It's Vernon's belief that divorce should be fun."

'Looks like he's in a good mood today.'

'Well, I wouldn't exactly describe it as a monster...'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Party Pooper

Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown car lane: 10 or more.

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

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Birth Cake

Only Clowns

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

"Do you have anything smaller?"

Clowns In the White House

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"Yeah, no - I didn't mean to scare you."

'Perhaps we're unsuccessful because we've got the wrong attitude.'

Dual Airbags

'Why is he always hanging around?'