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Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"Our founder!"

"Clearly it's the silly season."

Clown Painting in Museum

"Alas, poor Bozo."

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

'Ms Simpson, please note in his file that I'm taking Mr. Spanky Pants' case pro bozo.'

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'Korzinsky does Corporate Entertainment.'

Clowns

"I find this helps, when I have to tell a patient some devastating news."

"We're in a restaurant. Are you going to take off the hat?"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'What clan do you belong to?'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Clown Wife

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

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