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Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"Our founder!"

"Clearly it's the silly season."

Clown Painting in Museum

"Alas, poor Bozo."

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

'Ms Simpson, please note in his file that I'm taking Mr. Spanky Pants' case pro bozo.'

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

' Looks like Coco The Crack Dealer's back on the streets..'

'Korzinsky does Corporate Entertainment.'

Clowns

"I find this helps, when I have to tell a patient some devastating news."

"We're in a restaurant. Are you going to take off the hat?"

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'