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"Inside me there's a juggler struggling to get out."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Monster Clown

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Clown walks balloon dog

"Seriously?"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"There's something very funny about those two!"