Clowning Aficionados Mugs

"Inside me there's a juggler struggling to get out."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Children's Parties

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Seriously?"

Clown walks balloon dog

Turn your head and laugh.

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Monster Clown

A skip full of fools.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"There's something very funny about those two!"