Clowning Connoisseurs T-Shirts

'Actually, on this occasion I'm not sure laughter is the best medicine.'

Children's Parties

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Theatre Crowd

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Monster Clown

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Turn your head and laugh.

I Pagliacci

"Seriously?"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

Clown walks balloon dog

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"There's something very funny about those two!"