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"By Jove, you've got it! Unprofessional, clingy, boorish, volatile, fake-macho and weirdly desperate -- a handshake patently your own, Mr. Trump."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

'I really hate operating on circus folks !'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'What clan do you belong to?'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Seriously?"

Monster Clown

Clown walks balloon dog