
"By Jove, you've got it! Unprofessional, clingy, boorish, volatile, fake-macho and weirdly desperate -- a handshake patently your own, Mr. Trump."
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"By Jove, you've got it! Unprofessional, clingy, boorish, volatile, fake-macho and weirdly desperate -- a handshake patently your own, Mr. Trump."
"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."
Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'
'I really hate operating on circus folks !'
Clown Museum
'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'
Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish
"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
Dead Funny
"Smile when you say that, pardner."
'What clan do you belong to?'
'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'
'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'
'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'
'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'
"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."
Clown Ministry Baptism Today
Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.
'Would you like a balloon with that?'
"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."
Clown Wife
"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."
Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."
'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'
"I said to make a thousand CLONES."
'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'
Only Clowns
'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'
"Seriously?"
Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.
'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'
"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"
Monster Clown
Clown walks balloon dog
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