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'We're expelling you, Henderson, because of your no-nonsense attitude.'

Funny Farm

Juggling percentages.

"They pinch."

The birth of Homo-slapstickus

"Are you sure that when she flounced out, shouting 'size does matter', she was referring to your feet?"

"Was it hard becoming a clown?"

"This isn't really helping."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

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