Clown Fanatic Gifts

A skip full of fools.

'We're expelling you, Henderson, because of your no-nonsense attitude.'

Funny Farm

Juggling percentages.

"They pinch."

The birth of Homo-slapstickus

Where pie in the sky comes from...

"Are you sure that when she flounced out, shouting 'size does matter', she was referring to your feet?"

"Was it hard becoming a clown?"

"This isn't really helping."

Children's Parties

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown Wife

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

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