Clown Fan Gifts

Clown eating jelly beans.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"You want me to marry you...are you serious?"

Clown Phobia

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Yeah, I used to ride a bicycle in the circus, but the gag was that it was way too small for me: kids loved the act..."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

Clowns marking their territory.

Clown Car Window Decals

Weather forecast

Clown at shoe-shine.

'We're behind by five with a minute to go. This is where you show them what you're made of. ... Now get out there and make fools of yourselves.'

A clown walks into a bar with a sign that reads "Funny Hour 5:00 to 6:00 pm".

'CLOWINING AROUND.'

Comic Relief

I slept funny last night!

'I think we should thin the herd.'

Emergency breakdown.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I got a 'puffer fish'."

"And last weekend there was an ORANGE hospital clown here!"

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Children's Parties

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'What clan do you belong to?'