Clowning Fan Gifts

"You're not stepping on it right."

'What? Do I have something stuck between my teeth? You're giving me a funny look.'

'Do you think it's possible that you provoked the defendant, somehow?'

'The worst of it is they don't have any natural predators...'

'What's that funny smell?'

'Of course we charge triple!'

'I'm doing a book about my life, called 'I, Clown'.'

"Sorry, it's not personal."

"I don't care what they say - it isn't the best medicine!"

Children's Parties

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Get crazy once in a while

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

Every class has one. . .

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Turn your head and laugh.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

A skip full of fools.

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Clown Delivering Babies.

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'