Clowning Around Fan Gifts

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

'I suspect your problem isn't stress related, right?'

Children's Parties

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

'What's that funny smell?'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

Water Balloon Animals.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Circus. Clown Dept. You realize, of course, you'll have to share the company car.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Clown Painting in Museum

Senseless clowning around

"Ready...."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

'My wife is expecting. I need the smallest car you have.'

Weather forecast

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

Wiener Dog Balloon Animal.

'Only then did Igor remember'