Clowning Around Club Gifts

Circus doctor.

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Get crazy once in a while

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

Every class has one. . .

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"Now, who can I trust with a pie chart?"

Clown's In and Out Trays.

'What's that funny smell?'

"More helium."

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

"You're afraid of what?"

'Where's the circus, buddy?'