Clowning Around Expert Gifts

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

'I wish you'd act your shoe size.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Get crazy once in a while

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Clown Wife

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Clown walks balloon dog

Every class has one. . .

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"Seriously?"

I Pagliacci

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"Cut down on the custard pies."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

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