Clowning Around Expert Gifts

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

'I wish you'd act your shoe size.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Get crazy once in a while

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown Wife

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Clown walks balloon dog

Turn your head and laugh.

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

Every class has one. . .

"Seriously?"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

I Pagliacci

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Clown Delivering Babies.

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"Cut down on the custard pies."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'