Clowning Around Aficionado Gifts

"Look, I was paid to deliver him a get well singing telegram and by God I'm gonna do it!"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Jack in the Box

"Seriously?"

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"Cut down on the custard pies."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"There's something very funny about those two!"

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"We need to have a serious talk."