Clowning Around Aficionado Prints

"Look, I was paid to deliver him a get well singing telegram and by God I'm gonna do it!"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown Wife

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Jack in the Box

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Turn your head and laugh.

"Seriously?"

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"There's something very funny about those two!"

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"We need to have a serious talk."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."