Clowning With Music Gifts

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Crab with a clown face.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Clown God

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'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Get crazy once in a while

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clown Face Painting

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."