Clowning With Blooms Gifts

A clown waters his garden with squirting flower

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Get crazy once in a while

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Every class has one. . .

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"Now, who can I trust with a pie chart?"

"More helium."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

'What's that funny smell?'

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Clown's In and Out Trays.

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

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