Clowning With Blooms T-Shirts

A clown waters his garden with squirting flower

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Get crazy once in a while

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

Turn your head and laugh.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

Every class has one. . .

Clown Delivering Babies.

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Clown's In and Out Trays.

"Now, who can I trust with a pie chart?"

We stock ALL sizes...

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"You're right. They do taste funny."

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

"More helium."

I Heart Juggling

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine