Clowning Lover T-Shirts

'Now that's what I call a pair of custard pies'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'What clan do you belong to?'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Crab with a clown face.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Get crazy once in a while

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Clown God

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Face Painting

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'