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"Ready...."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Get crazy once in a while

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

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Stepping on clown's shoe...

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Every class has one. . .

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"More helium."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

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