Clowning Devotee Gifts

Clowns working to repair clown car on roadside.

"Ready...."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Get crazy once in a while

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

Turn your head and laugh.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Every class has one. . .

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Clown Delivering Babies.

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"More helium."