Dummy Devotee Gifts

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Artist chained to his drawing.

'This guy is really good!'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Ready...."

Camouflage Unit

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."

'It was a split decision.'

Turkey Owl

The majestic North American Care-a-boo.

Head For Business

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"That wasn't very funny!"

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

Alien with Dad Disguise Kit.

'I love high-definition TV!'

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

The doctor is in... cognito