Undead Devotee Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Monster Baseball

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Ready...."

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'It was a split decision.'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

After-Life Mints

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

"Walking dead letter file."

'For once could we not have an evening with just the two of us rather than you always bringing along your drinking buddies.'