Horror Devotee Gifts

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'He likes to power nap.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Chiller Theatre

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Solar Frankenstein

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Horror Stories.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'