Horror Devotee Gifts

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'He likes to power nap.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Solar Frankenstein

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Horror Stories.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'