Thriller Devotee Gifts

True crime novels.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"How you could retire on your teeny 401(k) is not the mystery thriller we're looking for."

hard-boiled egg...

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

The Philip Marlow family

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Milkin' Impossible

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Newton's Law and Order.

Stephen King

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Murderous Chef

Hannibal "I turned down the part of one of his meals."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"Heeeere's your contractor. Sorry I'm three weeks late, but better late than never, I always say."

Janet Leigh

'Can you keep a secret?'

The Clown Hit

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"