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True crime novels.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"How you could retire on your teeny 401(k) is not the mystery thriller we're looking for."

hard-boiled egg...

The Philip Marlow family

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

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"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Milkin' Impossible

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Newton's Law and Order.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

'Can you keep a secret?'

Murderous Chef

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

The Clown Hit

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

Mc Seven