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Police appeal for information whilst thugs appeal for silence.

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Chiller Theatre

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

On the brink.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Milkin' Impossible

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Isn't this fun?"

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Newton's Law and Order.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Stephen King

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."