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'Any ideas other than a tunnel?'

"Oh God, who are you?"

Spies surround a man at his office desk

Alfred Hitchcock

BOOKSHOP, 'Are you sure you want that, sir? - You don't really look like the Tom Clancy type.'

'I hate it when you bring your work home!'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'Here comes the scary part.'

'Hey, Hank... are you aka Julius Kelly?'

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

'He needs a cold shower.'

'Yes, this is my home office. Why do you ask, honey?'

Pillow talk gets real

Milkin' Impossible

"Where are the others?"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

On the brink.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

The Philip Marlow family

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Isn't this fun?"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.