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"How did you ever find me?"

"You may want to check your pockets for another note."

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

The Philip Marlow family

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Milkin' Impossible

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Newton's Law and Order.

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

Rodeos

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"