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'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

The Philip Marlow family

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Mobsters at the Beach

Milkin' Impossible

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Stephen King

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Newton's Law and Order.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Janet Leigh

"Heeeere's your contractor. Sorry I'm three weeks late, but better late than never, I always say."

Murderous Chef