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The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'You know too much,'

Chiller Theatre

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Milkin' Impossible

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Newton's Law and Order.

Stephen King

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Janet Leigh