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The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Chiller Theatre

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Milkin' Impossible

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Newton's Law and Order.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'