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Spy Hole -"...slightly to the left so I can see you're head"

Awkward Murder Witness

'And this is where we launder our money.'

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut

"Sometimes I wish they would have tossed me off the pier as they had originally intended."

'Hurry, I'm allergic to jute!'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Small craft warning'

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'You know too much,'

Chiller Theatre

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Mobsters at the Beach

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

'Oh, objection, objection, objection - what is it this time, Counselor?'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'