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At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

hard-boiled egg...

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Chiller Theatre

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Werewolves of London..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Professor Tulp meets his match

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Don't go in there!!"

Queen Kong

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

Redlaw and the Phantom

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.