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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

hard-boiled egg...

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Chiller Theatre

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Werewolves of London..."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Professor Tulp meets his match

Queen Kong

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Redlaw and the Phantom

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"