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Carrie White

Redlaw and the Phantom

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

hard-boiled egg...

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

A skier and a paraglider

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'Oh, objection, objection, objection - what is it this time, Counselor?'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'Not here, Fred.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Can you keep a secret?'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Night of the Living Reindeer

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

Can you get out blood stains? I had a rather contentious board meeting today.

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Biannual relationship conversation, new business. Item one: What kinds of movies should we see going forward. Action thrillers with the bodacious Clint Eastwood. Moralistic British comedies, anything starring or produced by Al Gore! Eastwood! Natalie Portman! What?! it's platonic! Eastwood. Whatever you want. Gimme your bullhorn. It's spankin' time.

Chicken Crime Scene.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'