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'He's been frozen, and left everything to himself.'

"Personally, I think Eddie's got something on old B.I."

Surprised witness

"I, Object."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'Oh, objection, objection, objection - what is it this time, Counselor?'

"You don't have to answer that."

"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'."

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

"In a surprising turn of events, the end testifies against the means."

'I will not have the species card played in my courtroom, Counselor.'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

White House P.R. - Out To Smear the FBI & Mueller.

"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

"Loved ones scared to death by monsters? Call the law offices of Frank N. Stein..."

"You can scatter my remains at my ex-wife's apartment."

'It's a shame, he has MASSES of experience.'

Witless protection prgram

"I'M your one call from County Lockup? Ohhhh Lenny."