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Innocent bystanders are real tough to convict: 'You saw it happen, why didn't you do anything?'

"I'm afraid they'll give you life."

'Oh, objection, objection, objection - what is it this time, Counselor?'

"..political correctness should over ride established precedents."

'He'll be away for a while, unless his efforts to fight extradition fail.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"You don't have to answer that."

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

White House P.R. - Out To Smear the FBI & Mueller.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

'I will not have the species card played in my courtroom, Counselor.'

"In a surprising turn of events, the end testifies against the means."

"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

'It's a shame, he has MASSES of experience.'

"You can scatter my remains at my ex-wife's apartment."

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

"I'M your one call from County Lockup? Ohhhh Lenny."

'The jury have instructed me to say that they expected a rather more spicy case.'

'I'd better start on your appeal.'