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Innocent bystanders are real tough to convict: 'You saw it happen, why didn't you do anything?'

"I'm afraid they'll give you life."

'Oh, objection, objection, objection - what is it this time, Counselor?'

"..political correctness should over ride established precedents."

'He'll be away for a while, unless his efforts to fight extradition fail.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"You don't have to answer that."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

'I will not have the species card played in my courtroom, Counselor.'

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"In a surprising turn of events, the end testifies against the means."

White House P.R. - Out To Smear the FBI & Mueller.

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

'The jury have instructed me to say that they expected a rather more spicy case.'

"Loved ones scared to death by monsters? Call the law offices of Frank N. Stein..."

"I'M your one call from County Lockup? Ohhhh Lenny."

'I'd better start on your appeal.'

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

"You can scatter my remains at my ex-wife's apartment."