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'Yes, that's him. That's the author of the book that grabbed me and wouldn't let go!'

Violinist playing sad melody while lawyer talks about his client in court.

'So much for thinking outside the box.'

"...You still acted in self-defense, right?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

Mobsters at the Beach

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

White House P.R. - Out To Smear the FBI & Mueller.

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

Fake Counterfeit Money

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

US Gun Control Debates.

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie