Legal Thriller Aficionado Gifts

'Yes, that's him. That's the author of the book that grabbed me and wouldn't let go!'

Violinist playing sad melody while lawyer talks about his client in court.

"If it wasn't for Bill Gates, I'd still be a run-of-the-mill corporate lawyer"

'So much for thinking outside the box.'

"...You still acted in self-defense, right?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

Mobsters at the Beach

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

US Gun Control Debates.

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

Fake Counterfeit Money

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."