Legal Thriller Enthusiasts Gifts

'Are you capable of distinguishing right from wrong?'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

Mobsters at the Beach

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'Oh, objection, objection, objection - what is it this time, Counselor?'

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"You don't have to answer that."

'I will not have the species card played in my courtroom, Counselor.'

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

White House P.R. - Out To Smear the FBI & Mueller.

"In a surprising turn of events, the end testifies against the means."

"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

'We, the jury, find the defendant guilty... and his attorney obnoxious.'

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

"You can scatter my remains at my ex-wife's apartment."

"I'M your one call from County Lockup? Ohhhh Lenny."

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

"We have ways of making you talk."

'The jury have instructed me to say that they expected a rather more spicy case.'

'It's a shame, he has MASSES of experience.'

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"Loved ones scared to death by monsters? Call the law offices of Frank N. Stein..."