Legal Thriller Enthusiasts Pillows

'Are you capable of distinguishing right from wrong?'

Wow, that was some Perry Mason moment, your honor! Was it good for you, too?

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

Mobsters at the Beach

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'Oh, objection, objection, objection - what is it this time, Counselor?'

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

"You don't have to answer that."

"In a surprising turn of events, the end testifies against the means."

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

White House P.R. - Out To Smear the FBI & Mueller.

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

'I will not have the species card played in my courtroom, Counselor.'

'My client may have huffed and he may have puffed, but ladies and gentlemen, he just happens to have a very bad smoker's cough. He did not blow anyone's house down!'

"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

'We, the jury, find the defendant guilty... and his attorney obnoxious.'

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

'The jury have instructed me to say that they expected a rather more spicy case.'

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

'It's a shame, he has MASSES of experience.'

'I'd better start on your appeal.'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"You can scatter my remains at my ex-wife's apartment."