Legal Thriller Fans Pillows

"You call that a 'jury of my peers'!?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Not guilty?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Taking to the sky...

'My client may have huffed and he may have puffed, but ladies and gentlemen, he just happens to have a very bad smoker's cough. He did not blow anyone's house down!'

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

White House P.R. - Out To Smear the FBI & Mueller.

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

'I understand Benson is the principle partner here.'

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

'The jury have instructed me to say that they expected a rather more spicy case.'

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

'Mr. Rock and Mrs. Hardplace are here, sir.'

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.