Legal Thriller Fans Prints

"You call that a 'jury of my peers'!?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Not guilty?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

White House P.R. - Out To Smear the FBI & Mueller.

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

Taking to the sky...

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

'I understand Benson is the principle partner here.'

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

"Oh sure, some random monster runs amok through the village, and the first person you pull in for questioning is my client!"

"Loved ones scared to death by monsters? Call the law offices of Frank N. Stein..."

'Mr. Rock and Mrs. Hardplace are here, sir.'

'The jury have instructed me to say that they expected a rather more spicy case.'

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

'I'd better start on your appeal.'