Legal Thriller Lover Gifts

"We would like to request a change of venue to an entirely different legal system."

"Remember, as your lawyer, anything we discuss is confidential. And if you rat me out, I'll know where to find you."

'But I learned a valuable lesson: before you put out a contract on anyone, be sure to read the fine print.'

"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."

"In all good conscience I can't let him take the stand. He might implicate me!"

Before I give you the judge's decision on your appeal, I don't believe you've met our grief councilor.

"Alright, we'll do it your way...but when we get sued for malpractice, don't blame me."

"The jury would like to say that this case was not as juicy as it promised to be."

'I want a super injunction on the fact that no-one will have an affair with me.'

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

Booter

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Stop and Birch

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"#notguilty."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Arrogant junior barrister

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'Oh, objection, objection, objection - what is it this time, Counselor?'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"You don't have to answer that."