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"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

The DaVinci Code

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Chiller Theatre

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Steve McQueen

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

A skier and a paraglider

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."