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"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."

hard-boiled egg...

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Hugh fans!"

Steve McQueen

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

The Philip Marlow family

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

They soon changed their name..

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Newton's Law and Order.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I do all my own stunts"

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Film Stuntman School